Join KAW!H3 for our ONE-YEAR ANALVERSARY!!!
April 16-19, 2015
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You heard that right! Your favorite bird-feedy, tip touching kennel, Keep Austin Weird! H3, is cumming up on our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of hashing and we want YOU to cum party with us!

YOU'LL GO BLIND!!! and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Jacob had a dream last year to create a kennel that would be ridiculous to the point of disaster, and we're extraordinarily proud to call KAW!H3 our home. We may have had a rough start (what kennel doesn't?), butt (hehe) they are far overshadowed by the cumaraderie, excellent virgins, and reckless tomfoolery that we now come to expect from KAW!H3

To cummemorate this momentous occasion, KAW!H3 is planning a prelube trail, pub crawl, and PARTAAAAY (in addition to our usual Thursday trail)! Expect FOOD, BEER, DEBAUCHERY, BAG WINE, MALORT, BIRDFEEDING, HASH PRIZES, HASH GAMES, and KAWesome new haberdashery!

4/16 - THURSDAY - KAW!H3 Trail #54 - "Put a Birdday on it!"
South Austin Recreation Center (1100 Cumberland Rd) East Parking Lot https://goo.gl/maps/VgnTf @ 6:30PM
  Hares: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Jacob & YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!
  Theme: Birds.  Bird suits.  Birthdays.  Birthday suits.  Birthday bird hats.  Shirts with birds.  Bird shirts you got for your birthday.  BIRTHDAY BIRDFEEDING
  One year ago TO THE DAY, a blind, tiger-striped baby grackle let out it's first KAW! and was joined by over 30 other hashers representing kennels from across the U.S.  A year later, celebrate our one year anniversary by dressing up as a birthday bird and stumbling to a 3:1 beer check to mile trail!
  Bring: $5 hash cash, lights, thirst for beer, Malort, and Franz..
4/17 - FRIDAY - Bar invasion/pub crawl - "Relive your favorite KAWstume!"
Gypsy Lounge (1504 E 6th Street) https://goo.gl/maps/79wHu @ 5PM
  Drink, drink, drink some more on our pay-as-you-go bar invasion.  Dress as your favorite costume of the past year, whether it was a glitter hot dog or a Super Classy Viking with a dick in a box.
4/18 - SATURDAY - KAW!H3 Trail #55 - "I ran away with the circus" & ANALVERSARY PARTY
Prelube @ Mister Tramps, actual start will be on the right side of Target Parking Lot (8601 Research Blvd) https://goo.gl/maps/rsMlM @ 2PM
  Hares: Rub the Weirdest Boner, Jizzly Bare, Schweddy Balls of Flour
  You ran away with the circus when you were younger, and they raised you to be a carnie.  You couldn't decide on which tent/cage/booth you liked so you decided to be all of them!  And then you drank a lot, because that's what carnies do.  Guaranteed to be Slut-Juice, Frio, and Malort-friendly.  On-in will have super circle, with lots of delicious (veggie friendly) food and KAWrazy games!
ANALVERSARY PARTY
Mister Tramps (8565 Research Blvd) https://goo.gl/maps/gdXch @ 8PM
  Party in the rear.  Hehe butt.  MOR GAMES, MOR BEER, MOR NON-BEER, MOR AWARDS, MOR BIRDFEEDING, MOR KARAOKE, MORLORT! 
4/19 - SUNDAY - KAW!H3 invades Austin H3
Where: End of street going into Pfluger Park off of 834 Valley Meadow Dr, Pflugerville, TX 78660 https://goo.gl/maps/jfmC1 @ 2PM
  Hares: Client #69, Skinflute HOOT!, Urine Deep Shit
  Join KAW!H3 as we INVADE the Austin hash and birdfeed them Frio Light!

Don't forget to add one of these KAWSOME tees to your hash collection and pick it up during our party/trail!