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If you have any questions about KAW!H3, please find one of these friendly faces at an event. 
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Grand Master: Good Luck Fuck

​Mother Hash: Albuquerque H3

Started Hashing: March 2010

Best Hashing Memory: For the first Queen's Hash in Albuquerque, my co-hare and I took the kennel, dressed in full queen's drag, to a real dive bar in the North Valley where all the other patrons were either cowboys or gang bangers. They loved us. 

Worst Hashing Memory: On the drive to the on-after from my first hash which was in the wilderness north of Albuquerque, we got in a flip-and-roll car accident. I also wasn't wearing a seatbelt for the only time in my life and I hit the ceiling of the Jeep and landed on the parking break. Ouch. ​
Co-Religious Advisor: Arkansodomy

​Mother Hash: KAW!H3

Started Hashing: December 2020

Best Hash Memory: The sense of accomplishment having laid my first trail as a primary hare. Yes, it was a shitty trail, and I drank a lot for it. 

Worst Hash Memory: The horribleness that was Shiny Tiny's trail. EVERY mark was a check and trail was a regular SNAFU.

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Co-Religious Advisor: Mmmm Head

​Mother Hash: Austin H3


Started Hashing: August 2005

Best Hash Memory: Dance Party Tent at Doggie Daze...DESPACITO!!!

Worst Hash Memory: My very 1st Hash. The temp got up into the triple digits, I didn't have water on a very hard to follow trail with tons of elevation changes. It took 2 hours just to get to the beer check. Did it scare me off? HELLS NO!
...but I returned with a Camelbak to my next hash.

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Hash Cash: Alley Cat

Mother Hash: Austin H3


Started Hashing: August 2005

Best Hash Memory: Dance Party Tent at Doggie Daze...DESPACITO!!!

Worst Hash Memory: My very 1st Hash. The temp got up into the triple digits, I didn't have water on a very hard to follow trail with tons of elevation changes. It took 2 hours just to get to the beer check. Did it scare me off? HELLS NO!
...but I returned with a Camelbak to my next hash.
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Hash Unicorn: Pissful Ignorinse

Mother Hash: ​Keep Austin Weird H3

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​Hash Brony: Pubes in Gayland
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Started Hashing: 7-13-2015

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​Stat Nerd: Bumble Fumble

Mother Hash: Austin H3

Started Hashing: August 2005

Best Hash Memory: Dance Party Tent at Doggie Daze...DESPACITO!!!

Worst Hash Memory: When Calamine Crack declined to have sex on me.

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Webmeister: Calamine Crack

Mother Hash: Long Beach H3

Started Hashing: June 2006

Best Hash Memory: When harriettes lined up to orally service me.

Worst Hash Memory: Being chased over a cliff by 17 naked hariettes.

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