Join KAW!H3 for 
RAINBOW DRESS RUN!!!
July 17-19, 2015
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You've heard of red dress runs, green dress, yellow, white, and black, but have you ever been to a RAINBOW DRESS RUN?!

Join KAW!H3 July 17-19th (plus our usual Thursday KAW! on the 16th) as we combine all the colors of the wind and birdfeed them onto your dresses at Trail #69 -  2nd Anal Keep Hashing Weird: Rainbow Dress Run!!!

KAW!H3's RAINBOW Dress has two pricing options: $69 full & $40 One-Day.  Go to the Rego page for more details!  Rego by July 15th so you don't miss out on gimmies, and because we're capping at 100!
Friday, July 17th - My Little Brony
  • 6:00pm check-in @ the hotel and beer
  • 7:30pm dinner (pizza & sides)
  • 9:00pm trail to Mr. Tramps for private backroom drinks & karaoke!
  • 11:00pm back to the hotel for boozohol & debauchery!
Saturday, July 18th - RAINBOW DRESS
  • 7:00am-10:00am hotel breakfast
  • 9:00am Panic presents: Sexy Yoga
  • 10:00am KAW! games featuring Tipsy Twister & Rainbow Bar
  • 12:00pm-1:30pm lunch (taco bar & tamales)
  • (Start of One-Day Rego)
  • 1:30pm chalk talk & hares off from the hotel
  • 2:00pm RAINBOW DRESS RUN
  • 4:30pm On-in, games (lubey pool & slip'n'slide), and circle (trail is A->B)
  • 6:30pm trek back to hotel
  • 8:00pm dinner (catered deliciousness)
  • 9:00pm MOAR debauchery, karaoke, drinking games, general silliness
Sunday, July 19th - Hungover the Rainbow
  • 7:00am-10:00am hotel breakfast
  • 10:00am Hungover the Rainbow Trail (guaranteed <1 mile)
  • 12:00pm hotel checkout
  • afternoon Client #69's 8th Anniversary Austin H3 trail ($5 hash cash)
This weekend event will take place at the Clarion Inn Austin North (https://goo.gl/maps/1BhOh) where we have a 30-room block + hashpitality suite reserved for us!  Get your rooms at $69/night for Friday and Saturday (July 17-18) by calling (512) 339-7311 and telling them you're with the Keep Austin Weird! H3.

YES, THIS REALLY IS OUR 69TH TRAIL.  SO MUCH 696969696969

Special appearances by Mister Tramps, Malorty McMalortyson, Edgar, Ginger from the strip club less than a mile away, Max Steele from the other strip club <1 mile away, and Peeps.
Want a FREE REGO to KAW!H3's Rainbow Dress?

In celebration of the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling on marriage equality a week ago and because we're KAW!some, KAW!H3 is holding an extra special contest!  Whether you've already rego'd or you're on the fence, here's YOUR chance to win one FREE weekend rego to Rainbow Dress (if you've already rego'd and win the contest, you'll get your moneys back)!

We want you to submit a picture (photoshop and drawings acceptable, but you can't replace the magic of an unaltered, well taken photograph) via email (keepaustinweirdh3@gmail.com)  

This picture will entail what Trail #69 Rainbow Dress means to you, what dreams you have for it, and what we can do to make them come true.  The sillier, more ridiculous, and downright magical the better, because KAW!'s big birds will award the owner of our favorite submission a free weekend rego!
Tiger, is this a gay thing? 
It's whatever you want it to be: gay, straight, birdfeedy, handicap accessible, puppy friendly; we just want to combine all the best parts of all kinds of dress runs and make your dreams cum true!
MARRIAGE EQUALITY CELEBRATE WITH RAINBOW DRESS
FlipHer, last time I went to a KAW!H3 event, I got birdfed in my butt and took body shots of Malort. 
We already said that KAW!H3 makes your dreams cum true.
Blind, where the heck do I find a rainbow dress? 
The internet is an amazing thing! You can also get lucky at thrift/hip stores.  And if you have a whole bunch of one-color dresses already, accessorize them with different colored fishnets, gloves, tiaras, boas, purses, and more!  Even better, TIE-DYE A WHITE DRESS!!!
KAW!H3, why are you doing this? 
Because we were founded on the principle of Keeping Austin & Hashing Weird, and with the help of our Baby Birds, we can do just that.  ALSO HOLY SHIT 69TH TRAIL -  BELIEVE
7/16 - THURSDAY - KAW!H3 Trail #68
Bring: $5 hash cash, lights, thirst for beer, Malort, and Franz..
7/17 - FRIDAY - "My Little Brony" - Hotel & Mister Tramps
Clarion Hotel (7928 Gessner Dr) https://goo.gl/maps/pAcCf Check-In available starting @ 3PM
  Drop your shit at the hotel.  Mingle with others.  Put on your magical friendship KAWstume.  Drink some Malort.  Eat some food.  Mosey over to that awesome Mister Tramps where we have a private back room with karaoke and KAW!H3-supplied booze.
7/18 - SATURDAY - KAW!H3 Trail #69 - KEEP HASHING WEIRD! #2: RAINBOW DRESS RUN
You're up at 8am, drinking in the hashpitality suite because you never went to bed.  Get free breakfast from the hotel, mix up a Malortmosa.  Gather what's left of your dignity and put it into a lockbox.  Put on your rainbow dress, or body paint, or trip so hard you think everyone's an oompa-loompa (j/k, we don't condone illegal substances).  Run around Austin along with dozens of other half-minds and when someone asks, "Is this a Gay Pride thing?", reply with "WE'RE MAKING DREAMS COME TRUE!!! KAW KAW KAW!!!"  Return to the hotel missing parts of your dress and eat dinner.  And then we'll put the tarps down and the real debauchery will commence!
7/19 - SUNDAY - Hungover the Rainbow trail

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